Two Minutes to Bliss - An Ode

Behold! The love of my life

My friend in need, my soul mate true

You come to mind when all else fails

I've turned to you when things turned blue

Your ringlets are a magical cream n yellow

You come with your very own spice

You're not high maintenance, far from it

You're ready for action in a trice!

You're dressed in yummilicous flavours

And that is no small feat

You never fail to delight those taste buds

The snack, the meal, the treat

We've been together for years 'n' years

And our bonds only grown stronger

You're so perfect, I couldn't wish for more

Except maybe you could be a bit longer

But no matter what you are the best

Maggi, the queen of noodles

And for seeing me through all thick and thin

I love you oodles and oodles

And to show my love i'll put you in a bowl

And give you a *slurpy* kiss

I could even end up licking the plate

Till the next time...my two minutes to bliss!

I introspect...in retrospect

So this month's going by pretty fast...as I'm sure will the remaining 11.1..and before you know it we are making new year plans, getting drunk, getting hangovers, resolving NEVER to drink so much again...making new year resolutions, breaking new year resolutions, scoffing at people who make new year resolutions..and wondering at how Jan 2012 is almost over...

We do this every year don't we? Wondering over lost moments, trying to grasp where the time went...almost as if time had sworn that this year, at least, it would give us ample warning before disappearing into a haze of memories.

The year that went...for me...was strange. In a way no different from the others. Ups and downs, friends and enemies, wishes granted and dreams dashed. Yet in other ways...I think that the day my life ends...I will still be able to put 2010 amongst the top 5 years in which my world changed...one wish, one act, one decision at a time...

January was strange..I was rudderless, in a flux, trying to grasp upheavals that my personal life was going through. Feb went in trying to make sense of new dimensions, new definitions, new perspectives that life was thrusting upon me.

March - well was when I acted on those perceptions, thus simultaneously ignoring my sense of self as well as giving it a new identity..

April - an attempt to conform to what life expected of me, what society demanded of me, what I knew to be right.

May was when all my attempts shattered, all my notions made a laughing stock of. When all that I had built up, all that made up own worth, to me, was swept away in the matter of a mere scornful minutes.

June, July, August - trying to make sense - of me, of life, of my surrounding, of what had been, what could have been, what must be.

September - that much awaited Europe trip..the Eiffel Tower by night, a musical at London West End, crepes in Paris, Gondola ride in Venice, the Sistine chapel in Rome, wondering what's so cool about milan, trying to maintain my balance as I climbed up the leaning tower of Pisa...kinda like my life.

October - Turn that dreaded corner in life...officially old! Wanted to visit a strip club to commemorate the ocassion..but sadly my way of life n vices lack company

November - Surprise surprise! A random contest entered at a random moment of time wins me an all expenses paid trip to Toronto. Well, I was certainly going places this year! Even if my life wasn't...

December - Some old friends, some new, a relatively tame new years party, no hangover, except that of some memories...didnt do all the things I wanted to...just went along with the flow...because swimming against it for so long has taken away so much of my strength. I need whatever's remaining to hold on to my sanity...

That's this years resolution...being normal...too much to ask?

Is feeling jealous when its your loved one doing well a sane, normal, healthy feeling? Is seeking attention at every nook and cranny an indication of something unfulfilled? Or simply a fallout of our generation of self-centered spotlight grabbers? Do i really need assurance that I'm good at all points? Will it ever be enough for me?

I remember as a child we were participating in a school function and as seniors (relatively) my friends and i were given solo dances. The teacher in charge of choreography didn't like me so she refused to teach me anything till the penultimate day...and during the dress rehearsals i stood there feeling like a fool...till someone took pity on me and tried to salvage the situation...and all the time i kept getting nightmares of going on stage and not knowing what to perform...the spotlight on me and thousands of faces staring...just staring....

...that hunger for the spotlight has stayed on...and the need to perform well under it has become an obsession..i don't need a choreographer...have cultivated the art of studied spontaneity...but every time someone doesn't notice me i feel I'm not performing well enough...and wont get an encore...so i just push myself harder and harder...its never enough...

am i growing wiser? growing old? growing cynical? or just plain growing up?

...just how important is it to feel important???

There is a young woman who runs our office library...keep exchanging the occasional hello with her. Since I had been instrumental in getting the library set-up I guess she ends up talking more to me than others in office...

I was at the library today to exchange a book...in a hurry as usual...irritated that I hadn't yet had time to grab lunch, counting off a never-ending job list in my head, thinking about my laundry list of personal problems...basically immersed in my world like everyone else around me...

The girl gives me my book and out of the blue says "I've been crying a lot today". My reaction...well...was kind of a non-reaction for a while. One part of me, the part that was openly taken aback was like 'Whaaa...where did that come from"...the other part of me was like "Oh noooo...I don't have the time to play agony aunt. Not when I have so many problems of my own!"...

But since I'm not such a bitch as my initial reaction made me out to be...at least I like to think so...and since something must have been very wrong for her to say something like that to a virtual stranger...I figured this deserved some time and attention...

And the very brief confidence really left me speechless...she is 34, with a 14 year old daughter...her husband passed away 12 years back. That's all she would say. Nothing more about why she was sad. But it was enough to make me feel like a super selfish brat!

Here I was fighting with my husband over how he "didn't listen". And here she was with absolutely no one to talk to (something she mentioned). Here I was not willing to go back home too early coz I found it too full of people (whereas I prefer solitude). And when I told her to take the rest of the day off and go home she said she didn't want to...coz there was no one there at home and it was too lonely.

I was bugged with office for not giving me a better appraisal. And she was stuck in a dead end job that she hated but couldn't dream of leaving, unless she found better prospects - being a single mom and so on.

Today was something of a reality check. I'm not saying that our individual problems are not important. There will always be issues bigger than what troubles you at any point of time and I don't believe that in any way makes our troubles less painful to us. But what I did feel after that conversation was that sometimes, paying attention to others kind of helps you gain a perspective on your life. On your problems. It might not lighten your burden. But it sure as hell gives you fresh courage to tackle them. Coz you know, that like this girl, you may have had to deal with much worse.

So you can't let the smaller stuff get you down. It's just not an option. At least not to me.

I have been searching the whole of last year...for a lot of things. The perfect apartment, a different job, a change of scene, temporary amnesia...random mundane stuff. And I realised the more you hunt the more elusive things get. Whoever said chase your dreams knew jackshit!

Dreams cant be chased. You can either do one of two things. Try and con yourself into thinking that your reality comes as close to them as possible. Or get yourself a whole new set of dreams depending on where life takes you. When it comes to your desires, the term "the thrill of the chase" is wholly over-rated.

Take for instance my tryst with apartment hunting. I have been searching for well over 8 months and just yesterday I thought my search had come to an end. I found something that was perfect. Lots of space, light, perfectly done up with all the amenities one could wish for - and the best part, well within the price range. It was love at first sight. And I was all ready to sign on the dotted line. Sadly, the apartment owner didn't seem to agree. We were informed that we couldn't get the place. Reason? We were non-vegetarian. I was non-plussed. What had that to do with anything? He didn't even live in this city! And I ate chicken and mutton for god's sake. Not like I indulged in cannibalism! I lost out on a dream home just 'coz someone doesn't agree with my diet plans!

When I was younger and single the lists for not getting a place were different. "We give it out only to families", "We can't have young single girls living in our house"...like young, single girls were all waiting to kickstart a roaring no-holds-barred orgy the moment they got a place to live. Once I got married I thought I had the problem licked. But yesterday's conversation proved me wrong.

Which kind of brought to mind this thought that I had had earlier.

Apartment hunting, in a way, is kind of like hunting for your soulmate. You set out in search of the perfect match. Each time you go to check out a prospect you have butterflies. 'Is this the one?'...and you pray it is (coz let's face it, this endless hunt can get quite tedious)..but each time something goes wrong...teeny tiny things that you could try and compromise on...but you know will only turn into a nagging annoyance later on...and you cant have that for what might end up being a lifelong commitment.

When you finally finally think you've hit jackpot you still have to contend with the opinion of others - whether they think its good for you and or whether you should wait around for something better. You stick to your guns. Coz you're in love. Till you realise that's not enough. It never is. It's not love you need. It's luck and a certain amount of skill. To land your dream job. Hold on to your perfect man. And get that perfect apartment.

Else some self-righteous b*&% in high heels and red nail polish will clickity clack away with your man. And your perfect home will go to that annoyingly smug vegetarian. Kapish?

I would like to take things one at a time.

For starters I would like certain things to not be my first thought for the day. That accomplished - I would appreciate it if it ceased to be my last thought for the day.

Once that's done - I could start working on the moments in between those hours. The days in those weeks and the weeks in the months.

Once I'm done with my thoughts - I promise to work on my dreams.

Perhaps this is what i needed. To understand what could be...and what could not. No wait - that statement is still a hypothesis...and my life is not.

No - let me begin again. Perhaps this is what i needed. To understand what i could do without and i what i could not. What i could let go - and what i had somehow linked to myself so inextricably - that even if the now sometimes seems suffocating - it is what is my anchor to the here and now.

I have no guilt. Not even when i look at the familiar and realize how far off the trodden path i almost traveled. I have no regrets. Not even when the lure of the 'what if' starts to get the uncomfortable tinge of 'but why'...i have no time for all this...nor the desire - to understand myself or the right and wrong of others...

Perhaps i needed this. For if i had denied it - i would be denying what at that moment was the absolute truth. I would be ignoring the questions and doubts i had been facing the past years. I would be denying myself a chance - to find out the truth, to re-validate my choices, to give myself another shot and see whether i really wanted it...

But i have been wondering - did i take the chance because i knew the outcome? Was i still playing it safe - like i have with most of my life choices? Would i still be in this position if i had not been so sure of what is and what will be?

Perhaps i am not really the confident, outgoing, super go-getter person i pretend to be. Wait - who am i kidding??!! There is no 'perhaps' in that. I am not! I am basically a coward...afraid not of society and its dictates - but of the bloody high standards set by that person in the mirror...the standards that someone that day mercilessly pointed out to me I had failed.

...Perhaps this was meant to be the 'maybe' in my 'To be or not to be'. Curtains?