Monday, February 25, 2013

We're Just Friends

This website caught my eye...and my fancy... -

The most honest portrayal of dishonesty I've seen in a while. Almost makes our little white lies seem like something fun.

Here's my list:

Nothing's wrong/I'm fine
Sorry I just saw your message
I'm going on a diet from tomorrow
I've cut down on drinking
It doesn't matter to me
I'm not scared of being alone
You look great
I'll clean my cupboard this weekend
I want to go bungee jumping
I have no regrets
I love you

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Now Hiring

Job title: Alcohol-Induced-Stupidity-Controller

Qualifications: At least 25 years spent as a teetotaller, or at the very least someone who can control his drink. Failing all of this has superhuman self-control which he/she can then use to bodily carry me away from potential disaster.

  1. Don't let me drink
  2. If you let me drink, don't leave me alone with people
  3. If you leave me alone, drug me first so that I don't remain conscious long enough to TALK
 Compensation: My undying gratitude?

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

It takes two to tango

I'd like to dance to this someday
A dark stage - a single spotlight
Maybe a mixture of jazz, modern ballet and the tango

And someone who can keep up to my pace.