Job title: Alcohol-Induced-Stupidity-Controller
Qualifications: At least 25 years spent as a teetotaller, or at the very least someone who can control his drink. Failing all of this has superhuman self-control which he/she can then use to bodily carry me away from potential disaster.
Responsibilities:
Qualifications: At least 25 years spent as a teetotaller, or at the very least someone who can control his drink. Failing all of this has superhuman self-control which he/she can then use to bodily carry me away from potential disaster.
Responsibilities:
- Don't let me drink
- If you let me drink, don't leave me alone with people
- If you leave me alone, drug me first so that I don't remain conscious long enough to TALK
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